NBA: Top 5 Free Agents STILL Available

1. Lamar Odom (Biased choice because I bleed purple and gold)

Pros: Can basically play all 5 positions, Great ball handler, Speed, Rebounding, Can sometimes HEAT up.

Cons: Silly mistakes (I get dumbfounded by what he does on the court sometimes), Inconsistent, Soft, Lazy (SHOWED UP TO CAMP OUT OF SHAPE, COME ON LAMAR)

2. Carlos Boozer

Pros: Good Hands, Powerful, Can finish with both hands, Rebounding, 20/10 guy

Cons: CAN’T block shots (0.5 a game, horrid), Injury prone

3. Shawn Marion (should change his nickname to “Easily Forgettable”)

Pros: Versatile, Defensive specialist, Rebounding, CAN be a 20/10 guy in the RIGHT system

Cons: Disgusting shot, Inconsistent, What happened to your speed, Matrix?

4. Allen Iverson (should change his nickname to “Please remember me me for my 76ers days”)

Pros: Ball handler, Speed, Defensive prowess (steals, cat-like agility), Drives to the basket at will, Scores at will

Cons: Can destroy a team singlehandedly, but shame on the AI haters, hopefully he can reemerge as a top 5 point guard next year

5. Paul Millsap

Pros: Young, Powerful, CAN be a 20/10 guy with STARTER minutes, Rebounding, Shot-blocker

Cons: Can a team depend on him to be a LEGIT 20/10 power forward starter?

Honorable Mentions: Brandon Bass, David Lee, Chris Andersen